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Yesterday I was in my mom’s bathroom to look for cotton buds to clean out the 1-week old wax buildup in my ears lol. I saw her measuring tape hanging on one of her wall hooks and quickly grabbed it to measure my.. well.. waist. I placed the tape around my belly button and neatly, placed the metallic tip on the 28 inch mark. I wasn’t even cheating! Last time I had a 28-inch waist was when I

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