Things I Learned Growing Up in the States

Whenever Christmas is right in the corner I never fail to remember the way we sang Jingle Bells when I was just a kid. It went like this:Jingle BellsBatman SmellsRobin Laid an EggThe Batmobile Lost its WheelAnd the Joker got away, hey!Repeat 20xLOLWe also sang the Popeye song a little differently.I’m Popeye the Sailor ManI live in a garbage canI stood near the heater and fried off my weinerI’m

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