The Perils of Being Me

… At home I always have to compete with my mom’s and brother’s out-of-this-world appetites. Yesterday we had a whole box of egg custard rolls and apple strudels from Bread Talk. Last I checked this morning there were only one of each left. O_O
… Despite my above average eating habits, my cousin in Chicago called me manorexic after seeing my picture. In the picture, I was eating. O_O
… When I was younger I had an ultra quick metabolism. Fast forward to the present, I need to do more than an hour’s cardio to achieve the same effect O_O
… Compared to my siblings, my parents put the most pressure on me to succeed. I *kinda* hate it but it’s for my own good. I guess? But what about ______? O_O
… We have the worst neighbors in the world. In front of us, there’s […]

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