Updates from Europe

– My one-star hotel, Hotel Haussman, doesn’t have air conditioning or a fan. And my shower’s broken. But I’m having a great time.
– Surfing the Internet here costs 2.90 euros/30 minutes = 195 pesos. /wrist
– I visited the Louvre, Giverny, Versailles, Eiffel Tower, River Seine area and lots of museums. Versailles is f*cking gorgeous.
– French food sucks.
– Suddenly McDonald’s and Starbucks gained more respect from me.
– My cousins Kathy and Clarice forced me on a bed and repaired my “mataray” eyebrows. It was utter torture but the results are rewarding. Now if only I could reproduce the same results when the mowed areas grow back.
– Ok gotta go.. lol

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