Clumsy Candy

Wherever I go, I always stumble and fall.
In whatever I do, I have super duper *minor* accidents.
I believe in Guardian Angels.
For if not, I think I would have died because of my clumsiness…
Even if I just walk barefoot, I’d still slip-trip-and-fall…
Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with myself anymore…
 
I used to get embarrassed all the time…
But now, I just could not count the many instances of my fall…
So I just laugh at myself – apologize to the crowd if they were distracted…
I swear I did not seek your attention…
It was just me – clumsy as usual
 
So here I am…
Standing Four Feet Eleven…

Yet I still bumped myself into a very sharp edge…
**faints**
 
 
… and had a **BUKOL** in my head

 
a very big one that I burst into tears like a 5-year-old… ahuk… ahuk… ahuk…
 
It was too painful even for a clumtard like me…
I checked if my brain’s logic […]

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